Hopes for a second career - Dashed

I always thought that, when all else fail, I can just go and become a model of some sort. I'm not photogenic by any means, but one could always photoshop away my head. Then, today, I was forwarded this link.

They're doing a casting call; here are the requirements:

• Females size 2-4 that are great walkers, AT LEAST 5’7” tall
• Males over 5’10”, pant size 30-32
• Children, girls ......ages 4 to 6 years old, size 5
• Plus-size females, dress size 12 to 14, AT LEAST 5’7” tall
• Mature females, dress size 12, AT LEAST 5’7” tall

Sigh...maybe I can eat a lot of cake.